Saturday, October 24, 2009

God forbid we actually CUT our brownies...

what the fuck?

http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/perfect_brownie/30730

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

95 year old man hits a train

A 95-year-old driver apparently ran a red light and collided with a Metro light-rail train in Phoenix around Wednesday, authorities said.

Phoenix police said the man was driving a 2003 Ford sedan and heading west on Washington Street when he attempted to turn south onto 34th Street and was struck from behind by the train. There was an 82-year-old female passenger in the car at the time. No one was injured. The driver was taken to a local hospital as a precautionary measure.

The driver was cited for failure to obey a traffic control device.

Traffic and the light-rail service were disrupted for about 5 to 10 minutes, light-rail officials said.

So, two questions I have... Around Wednesday? Like maybe it was Monday or Tuesday? And am I the only one who feels this is just natural selection? If you are senile/dumb enough to hit a train or get hit by one, you fucking deserve it.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Phoenix girl, 17, gets 3 years prison in prostitution case

A 17-year-old Phoenix girl was sent to prison Thursday for running a child-prostitution ring that recruited and pandered girls as young as 14.

Jazmine Finley, whom a judge called the ringleader of the prostitutes, was sentenced to three years in prison to be followed by three years of supervised probation. Last month, her accomplice, Tatiana Tye, 16, was sentenced to three years of supervised probation.

Finley and Tye met at Carl Hayden High School in Phoenix.
According to court reports, the two girls worked as prostitutes themselves and recruited as many as five other girls to work for them, promising them that they would not beat them up like male pimps. They also arranged trysts for which the girls were paid as little as $50 to perform sex acts.

They were arrested in February after a five-month investigation by Phoenix Police.

Tye was allowed to plead guilty to one count of pandering. Finley pleaded guilty to solicitation to commit child prostitution and attempted child prosecution.

Finley apologized to the court for her actions. Her defense attorney explained that she had obtained her GED certificate and had a baby while in jail awaiting resolution of her case. Her parents attended court with the newborn infant.



Sounds like an entertainment value to me. The girls should be applauded rather than punished.