Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Miller Lite taste test

Sitting in a bar having a margarita, two very attractive chicas approach me. Obviously they are not approaching me for the reason I want it to be, well maybe not THE reason, but offering a dude free beer is a good consolation. They asked me what I usually drink and I said Coors or Bud light, and never Miller Lite. So, she had poured two cups of rando-beer and had me first smell them and say which one I would rather drink and the miller light did smell better (I could tell which was which) but the Bud Light tasted wayyyy better, and much less like warm vomit. She got mad when I said Miller tastes that way, but whatever, I got free beer from a hot blonde and proved that BL is better than ML

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