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I always find certain ironic misspellings of words humorous. You know, like when someone misspells something in a context that totally makes them look like an ass? 

I was browsing myspace profiles, and someone misspelled pathetic. What made it funny is she was referencing a "pathedic doush" but the first thing I thought was how much of a pathetic douche she must be at 22 years old to not have obtained proper spelling skills. 

Or one time someone wrote "rediculus" in an email to me. Good choice of words, because I was just thinking how ridiculous your spelling skills are.

There was the one time on a car forum where a guy questioned my "entelegence." I couldn't lay off that one. I called him a fuck and that was that.

Maybe we should start thinking about ways to fund our school system, or start shooting unfit parents before they conceive their destined to be dumb forever children.