Sunday, May 11, 2008

Red Bull cures the common cold

I was feeling a bit down this morning. Just slightly shitty, you know, a bit better than awful. I popped open a can of Red Bull, not that imitation  stuff, but actual Red Bull. I quickly felt like I had wings. Seriously though, it must have some invigorating healing powers.

1. My nose could actually breathe, it was like I took a decongestant/expectorant.

2. No headache, yeah, just like that it dissapeared.

3. Everything seemed like it was working properly, and I felt better.

I honestly believe Red Bull has the ultimate healing powers.

-j

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